Chris

Sun, 09 Jan 2005 20:20:47 GMT

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	delicious
Your hugs are...	gentle
Your eyes...	burn into my heart
Your touch is...	heart warming
Your smell is...	refreshing
Your smile is...	encouraging
Your love is...	eternal

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Awww how sweet quiz man...

Pssh don't believe what this quiz says... I'm not that good of a kisser!

I like my stats on this one more like it!

Strangely alot less than I thought...

It's true! I graduated at 17!

Yeah I figured my Jackassery would catch up with me...

I AM 68% EVIL GENIUS!

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

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Being evil rocks.

And then my friend, MEOW

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 06:47:02 GMT

How do I love partys? Let me count the ways... ugh... no I can't count that high! So yeah it's the holiday season and we all gotta party! You don't get a month long holiday from college for nothing! So two parties in a week which was fine by me, but I made a big mistake with the first. What was that you ask? HOSTING, yeah I held a new years/birthday party! The 31st is Levina's birthday so we combined it. I'm still shocked she was allowed out! She got to stay till 2:30! YEAH! So the party was off to a SMASHING success, with the hole house reeking of smoke since we were baking weed brownies, and frying them in oil kills the eyes... and of course Levina and the girls cannot be on time for anything in their lives so they were like 2 hours late... litterally. It was funny when they pulled in the driveway, I was standing on the porch taking a piss on the stairs. So it all started well until EVERYONE started puking we had a person puking on every floor, and then we had Sammy, who got drunk and picked a fight with Dom and got knocked out which was funny, he woke up shortly so we guess he was fine! So when he woke up he ran away and we had to chase a drunk guy down the street, kinda funny... but not FUN. don't ask how that makes sense,because everything does in my head. MEOW. Why was there a meow there? I don't know! MAYBE IT WAS RELEVANT TO MY STORY. Clearly it was. Clearly... clearly... I've been saying clearly alot as of late, perhaps the story of this moral is, say it in a British accent. So yeah besides that nothing that big happened, but Costa had to drive them home, that made him mad, since he had to pick them up too. I ate a brownie and WOW did it have a fucking impact... I WOKE UP STILL HIGH, that was crazy. But I found out, when I was asleep people fed me more brownies... Which would explain why I was sick! So yeah it was good, but then I had another party to go to, Caitlin's, This one got kinda out of hand, and it got out of hand when Damian and people came... no one realy wanted to stay so me Bobby and a couple others left early. It had less alcohol, more people and more strangers than my party, so mine was better AHAHAHA. Wings > Pizza. I HAD WINGS. They had pizza...

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 02:54:44 GMT

So yesterday was the company party, and it was pretty fun! Long story short, I had no socks, no shoes, no shirt, no money, no cell, no belt in like 10 minutes, and that was before I started drinking. We were early, like ALOT. No one was there before us, not even the bosses. So we sat arround hung out, good stuff! The music was meh, to much rap for me. The food sucked, the roast beef was hardly roasted at all. It was just beef, I'd be surprised if the cow was even dead. But it was good to be with friends, and the free alcohol didn't hurt. So there was a couple games and awards, Sammy was pissed at Allan for winning best salesperson. Not because Allan beat him, but because Allan got a Gamecube as a prize and last year Sammy got a soap basket for the same award. Thank god I had ID, I got carded! I was so happy, I told the guy, I was like "Damn, I'm not even mad... I'm actually happy! You're the first guy to card me since I turned legal!" So besides that it was a good night, thanks to my help Kyle ALMOST won a jeep! To win it he had to collect items that can be found in the room, the list goes as following (Salt, 20$ bill, man's shirt, man's shoes, socks, a belt, cell phone,purse, woman's shoes and lipstick) that explains why I was close to naked, I gave all but the girl stuff (well I did steal some ladies lipstick for him) damn we tried so hard though! I took a cab home after that and ran home the rest of the way, I got home arround 3:45 it wasn't that fun. Today I went to see Levina and saw many others, Christina, Steve and Leilani =O! Steve's hot. Levina got mad at me because I figured out what she was getting me. It wasn't all that hard to figure out though. After that I was supposed to go to work at the resturant, but they didn't call me back so I didn't go, I need money but I am really tired, so I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse...

A little update!

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 18:01:22 GMT

Hey people! Okay I really gotta start updating this thing more often! I'm just so freaking lazy. But anyways, lets see whats been going on since the last episode of... well... ME! Yay... Well actually not all that much? But it's good to let my fans know. Yeah so, I'm actually getting pissed with Christmas break, it's really gotta change its name to, "Christmas Work", or "Christmas Manual Labour!" Yeah so, my work week isn't that much only 20 hours, but it seems like alot when I'm supposed to be on break. And when I'm not out work, I've been outside shovelling, It's gotten to the point where I was shovelling every day, and it was depressing because it was snowing as I was shovelling so I knew even when I finished, tomorrow there would be more... boo. So I went to the Ambersparks concert and as always they were fucking incredible, the only problems with the show wasn't them, it was there lame sound guy (It was Jarred Christina! Get him! P.S. he's not attractive at all, he looks like a hobo, a fat hobo) and the lack of mats under the drums, so the drumset was sliding away as Chris was playing. Poor guys... the band after them had even more problems, the mic was only working for like two songs. Yeah... speaking of Ambersparks, I went to my old school (where the bassist Kyle still goes) and I visited all my old teachers, I really did miss the school, I mean I debated failing purposely to be there a year l.P. But no I didn't, so I saw my "Father" Carmine, my ex math teacher, he still has the mug and the candy I gave him which is awesome, and we caught up, and we finally admitted to all the vandalism we did to the school, and yeah it was scary because there was tons of vandalism last year, we only did a little bit, but it all ended once we graduated, so that just made the guys and myself look bad. So yeah getting bacl pm topic, Carmine agreed to come with us to a bar (Oh yeah, you know your cool when you get drunk with your math Teacher) and he's also coming to the next Ambersparks show. Man he's so fucking cool. But yeah they all seemed happy to see me, which made me wonder, did they remember me? If they did, I don't think they'd be as happy to see me! So when I was talking to Carmine, he said, if I talk to the Head Teacher, I can come in during classes, and hold an assembly for them! Which will be fun, but I gotta actually say something important and not just about garbage. Yeah so tomorrow is the company party, I didn't know it was formal, so I gotta wear a suit, l don't really have a problem with that, but it caught me off guard. But, thats life! Anyways, I got the Christmas tree, it's kinda runty, 7ft only, I told my brother we usually get 8 and he denied it until we put it up and he realized how tiny it was. But it's still a nice full tree, when it's done being decorated, I'll post some pictures for you so you can all enjoy my tree, aww Christmas sharing! I'm so lame. Anyways I thinks my weekfull of events is over! so bye bye!

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Damn!

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 19:17:36 GMT

Shit I knwo I said I'd start posting more regularly but I keep getting sidetracked by more important things like... breathing..? Yeah.. uh so um Greece killed another National holiday! Fourth of July what's that..? Oh yeah! The day that one Nation stood against the odds, showed it's true power and could do anything if they tried hard enough. Yes Greece won the Eurocup! What were you losers thinking? Yep, on the crappier news, Levina is out of town. She's in Chicago and I really miss her, she's been there since the 9th! And she's coming back Sunday! I really can't wait. But if you think of things the way they are, she'll have to unpack and all that crap so I probably won't see her till like Monday night. *sigh* Lets see what else? My brother is staying with in my house for somewaht a week, but he's been going out daily, which sucks because he bitches when I go out and he visits, he's all like "I come to see you blah blah blah don't go out" so I don't, and then he goes out! Urgh... Yep... so I'm looking kinda bad, I've been too lazy to care how I look, I look like death warmed over! Grrr... I guess there is not much more to say except the next FuK video is comign out soon so guys, get ready to download and see me in action! Btw... whats morose?

When was Canada Day..?

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 17:49:24 GMT

So yeah I guess since yesterday was Canada day, everyone would figure I'd be writing some gigantic patriotic bullshit crap post about how great Canada is and how important that holiday is! But no. I'm not American, I'm not lame like that. So initialy, if you read my previous post, I was bummed out about Canada because I wouldn't go see the fireworks with Levina. So I was bummed out arround the house. But the soccer game was on and I figured, why not watch the game? Soccer is fun, and it makes me happy, plus Greece needs support. Yes, they won stupid Czech's went down biatch! And me on my mom decided to go get some ice caps and on our way there we blared our horn and waved our flag out our window. And after losing some Czechs had the nerve to hang their flags out too =P, well I guess it's good for them, still having pride in their country even though they lost. It was a great game, Greece scored literaly on the last second, which was crazy. Had it gone into penalty shots, who knows who would have taken the game. So yes, after we get our coffee we decided to fill up the car with more Greeks and we drive down Park Ex! Bumper to bumper traffic was never so fun! Especially since ALL the traffic was other Greeks honking and waving flags aswell! Everyone was screaming and partying with people they didn't know or even like. It was crazy! So yeah, I was up on the roof of the car and hanging out the window with the flag! Man was it fun, we definately need more. Sunday is the next game, if we take the cup the party will be so much bigger! So yeah after a while, we went home and dropped some people off and headed out back to meet more people! All that shit ended arround 12:30 and we still heard horns going! It was a night to remember, but I guess I still missed Levina... I would have traded the night to be there with Levina but I guess not... *sigh*

Happy Lemur Day!

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 03:13:15 GMT

According to Zaboomafoo today is Lemur day! Unless it was a rerun! IN that case I change the title to uhhh "It's kinda hot in Montreal Day!" So yes, I'm posting SARAH. So Be happy, Anyone else who has me on their list, come on! Comment on my posting biatches, this might be the only post I do for a while! I mean how often do I do them?! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE LITTLE TIME YOU HAVE!!! GRGRJGAJGKLAMGAKLGMA! ARGH... Anyways. Gonna rewind a bit to events that happened semi-recently. I graduated last wednesday! Yes, finally off to cegep! Big step, to be honest with you I was scared, and upset when the end was coming. I didn't want the school year to end. I miss alot of things about highschool, my friends, the teachers, the easiness of it... and of course, seing my girlfriend daily. I see her now like... wow! I didn't see her since grad =/. A week without her! It's crazy... I knew summer would suck. For those of you who don't know, I won't the English award =D Yay! My big accomplishment of highschool! i speek and right good. Yep. Afterwards was the big crapulence. Prom. The place I wasn't invited. Levina has a Goddess of Bitchyness for a friend and yeah! I wasn't allowed to come! So I spent it at home alone! Great prom night! Levina's was no better, she got to go, but said it really sucked without me and ended up leaving early because she got bored! Speaking of lack of invites. Guess who isn't invited to go watch the fireworks with Levina tomorrow? Yours truly. Man, I tell you, speaking my mind about Nat (Levina's friend) kicked me in the ass, if I knew it'd jeopardize me and Levina's relationship, I would have never done that. Speaking of Nat, when we stopped hanging arround her, Me and Levina got into about 90% less fights! I doubt it's coinsedence. Why? Sunday Night, Nat sleeps over at Levina's and you guessed it! We fought. Urgh that girl causes so many problems. But enough about her. I need work, after I get my haircut this weekend, I'm going to apply arround. I need work, the resturant doesn't give me hours and I need money. I'm babysitting Matthew tonight, not that I mind, he's not being a pest recently. so I don't want to kill him. hmm I'm hungry. I think I'll get a snack after this, and definately a drink. But lets not forget my best idea! Guys-and skanky girls. You can use this. Take a beater, soak it in water, then ring it out, so that it's only damp, then stick it in the freezer for a while. (30mins-1hr) it should be hard by then, within seconds of being out in the open it should soften enough to be flexible enough to wear! Then voila! Instant cold for like hours! Yes it works! I'd sell this idea but no. I'm lazy. I'm randomly putting you in again Sarah! Wheeeheee! Since Sarah wanted to be mentioned so badly uh... here's a random fact about her: Sarah thought Vin Diesel was hot until she was told he resembled a camel, she now see's a camel every time she looks at him. I punctured my eyebrow, which was cool, most people like it, except adults, which excludes my mom, she's the only adult that likes it. Tomorrow Greece is playing in the Euro Semi-finals! They better win, all those against them, fuck you, all those cheering them... watch the games cunts. Anyways I'm out!

Boooooring!

Wed, 21 Jan 2004 20:25:14 GMT

Well I haven't posted in a loooong fucking while, no it's not that I haven't been doing anything, it's just that I haven't been posting! I'm sorry live journal people! I still love you, I'm just a busy man with many complications in life. So yeah friday is the big day! Linkin Park concert! We have a plan to get floor tickets, but it won't be easy... on no madame! I'd loooove to give details just ask me! Uh lets see waht else happened that was tres cool... Ummm I took a nice crap? Dunno stuffs not that interesting as of late, I'll post a nice one when something cool happens.

P.s. The Jesus look is in
P.p.s. Francis aren't you worried about your old fart...errr old man reading your more personal posts?

Wed, 09 Jul 2003 23:28:19 GMT

NEW ICON BABY!

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Sun, 29 Jun 2003 06:02:53 GMT

HAHAHAHA!!! MY FRIEND AARON TOUGHT ME THE COOLEST WORD EVER!!! FIFO! It means "Fucking idiot from Ohio!" AHAHAHAHA It's pricless... I'm thinking about printing it out in big bold letters and having it laminated. Wooo... yeah thanks for the laugh Aaron! Now I must go make sex... to many beautiful women... who are always at my house... like... always... *goes to fuck*

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Wed, 18 Jun 2003 01:37:18 GMT

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Survey time!!!

Thu, 12 Jun 2003 20:05:18 GMT

FIRST OFF, LET'S NAIL THE BASICS.

NAME: Christopher Carlos Di Ioia-Papadakis
NICKNAME: Chris, Spazm, Tamakins, Fofo, Pookie.
AGE: 16 I'll be 17 in August!
SEX: Male
ORIGIN: I was born in Montreal, but my roots go back to Italy and Greece.
WORK / SCHOOL: Options 2 Alternative highschool for crackheads, ex cons and me.
HOBBIES: Um... video gaming... and... flirting
EYE COLOR: Brown, colour of the century!
HAIR COLOR: Brown, goes light in the summer.
HEIGHT: None of your fucking business.
FAMILY: Mom, 2 brothers, 2 sisters.
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: A duplex, upstairs and downstairs, totalling to... 7 bedrooms.
ETHNICITY: Gritalian
LANGUAGES: English, very few italian greek and french.
ZODIAC: Leo, mrow baby.
CURRENT TIME: 1:57pm
CURRENT MUSIC: Hoobastank - Crawling in the Dark
CURRENT FOOD / DRINK: A jar of nutella and a spoon.
CURRENT MOOD: Hungry, bored, horny. I think it's the male race's only 3 emotions.

NOW, LET'S MOVE RIGHT ALONG. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE...

SONG: Too many...
BAND: Too many...
ANIME: Darkstalkers
FOOD: Anything on the grill
COLOR: Green/Red
ANIMAL: Dog
MANGA: I don't read enough =/
VIDEOGAME: Any Final Fantasy but 9, Counter Strike, Any Breath of Fire, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Super Smash brothers (God bless you Link and Pikachu... I can conquer all with you), EARTHBOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RAPE*, Soldier or Fortune, Battlefield 1942, Devil May Cry, ANY METAL GEAR SOLID although I fucking hate Raiden... fucking albino faggot thinks he can replace Snake...
LOTR CHARACTER: It's all about Merry and Pippin.
HANG-OUT PLACE: Daves Basement
HOLIDAY: Christmas
CANDLE SCENT: Some sort of fruit I guess... then I get hungry... but I'm always hungry..
NAME FOR A MALE: Damien
NAME FOR A FEMALE: Dunno really...
CARTOON CHARACTER: Peter Griffin or Ghandi
DESKTOP PICTURE: It's Kiley, Momo and Toji. I sometimes have my CS knifing one or my Wakke Blitzball team...
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: My boxers, the fit so snug and make my ass look nice.
CLOTHING BRAND: Too many... Lugz, Fubu, Johnny Blaze, Roca Wear, Mecca, Ecko, Exco.
BOOK: The Count of Monte Cristo
COUNTRY: Greece
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NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Um... coke or iced tea... and my milk.
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Vodka Cranberry, took after my mom...
CANDY: CANE! AHAHAHAHA!
MOVIE TRAILER: S.W.A.T.
FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER: Yes... oh god yes... *Takes a deep breath* FF1 BLack Belt and Theif, FFMQ Rueben, FF2 Edge, FF5 Faris, FF6 Sabin Rene Figaro, FF7 Vincent Valentine and RedXIII A.k.a Nanaki, FF8 Zell Dintch, FF9 *DELETED!!!*, FFX Wakka.
SPORTS DRINK: Powerade
FOREIGN NAME: Alejandro... it has good memories.
SPORT: Soccer and Hockey
WEBSITE: None that aren't pr0n... I guess www.gamefaqs.com
PLANT: I like swords
PHRASE: I know, can you beleive it?!
MOVIE: Gladiator, A Knights tale, 2 Fast 2 Furious, possibly more.
JOKE: Probably somethings relating to monkeys
VEHICLE: Jaguar Xj220 Road Car... but since I got more important things to spend my money on then a car... a honda civic... that will look like it acme out of 2 fast 2 furious...
DRIVING SONG: Debonaire
THEME SONG: Undergrads
X-MAN: It's all about Gambit...
RESTAURANT: I like Marathons or Baton Rouge or Beefteque...
PET NAME: Youreadumbsluttiepiecakebunbunsnugglebunnie or boo boo kitty fuck
COMFORT FOOD: Starvation.
BRAND OF CHIP: Brand none... flavour, sour cream and onion.
ART MEDIUM: All I know about art is that muses are cool.
VACATION SPOT: Greece
SUBJECT: Math or Computers
DESERT: Add a s and you get Dessert!

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!

WERE YOU AN 80'S OR 70'S CHILD: 86
DID YOU DRESS THAT WAY: No
DID YOU PLAY WITH BARBIES: Yes... actually I did.
DID YOU COLLECT TREASURE TROLLS: I had one that was ugly, but he had green hair.
DID YOU HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS: Yes he was a troll
DID YOU PLAY HOUSE: yes alot
DID YOU COLLECT HE-MAN: eNo but I watched the show
DID YOU WATCH X-MEN: 1 and 2 I made love to both
DID YOU HAVE ANY TYPE OF CARTOON RELATED THINGS THAT WEREN'T TOYS: Insert Sexual reference there?
DID YOU DREAM OF HAVING A JOB YOU DON'T WANT AT ALL NOW: I wanted to be a chemist to make bombs
DID YOU PRETEND YOU WERE MARRIED TO SOMEBODY: No not really.
DID YOU TRY TO MIMIC ADULTS: Nope...
DID YOU THINK ANY CARTOONS / MOVIES WERE REAL: Nope
DID YOU LIKE GODZILLA: It was good
DID YOU COLLECT STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE: Not really
'FESS UP -- DID YOU OWN A PLASTIC LUNCHBOX: An Alf one!
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY: Coffee crisp
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY: My roger rabbit doll...
DID YOU LIKE MUSIC, AND WHAT KIND: I grew up on the real shit! Rock and roll and Greek music! God bless my mom!
WHAT WAS YOUR BEDTIME: like.. 7
YOU WANT TO BE A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE, DIDN'T YOU: Yes Raphael
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY WITH FRIENDS: I used to like playing power rangers
DID YOU LIKE TO CANDYLAND OR HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS: Hungry Hippos
DID YOU CRY A LOT: No... I was busy making them cry kissing the girls you know...
DID YOU HAVE ANY PECULIAR HABITS: I ate my cltohes
WERE THERE ANY WORDS / PHRASES YOU HAD TROUBLE SAYING: To date I still lisp on some words, like Stethescope and Swear.
DID YOU FOLLOW YOUR SIBLINGS: Yes my brother, then we swapped.
DID YOU HAVE A FAVORITE PET: Sasha the cat
DID YOU LIKE TO PLAY IN THE LEAVES / SNOW: Both
DID YOU EVER THINK YOU'D END UP WHERE YOU ARE NOW: Nope, never did I suspect I'd grow up to be a big loser.

FUTURE VERSUS PRESENT...

WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU / DID YOU PLAN TO ATTEND: Vanier
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR A LIVING: Be a vet.
ARE YOU EMPLOYED NOW: Not yet...
DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB: yes
WHAT ABOUT ANY PAST JOBS: A busboy... grueling hours...
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE: My moms car...
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU WISH YOU COULD DRIVE: A Jaguar.
NAME 5 THINGS YOU ARE SAVING MONEY FOR: A ring, shoes, clothes, car, new computer
DO YOU PLAN TO GET MARRIED: Yeah
DO YOU WANT KIDS, AND IF SO HOW MANY: yes, 2.
WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Anal
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE: Canada

OKAY, SCREW THAT. LET'S HAVE SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS...

DO YOU APPROVE OF NAPSTER: No
DO YOU OWN A CELL PHONE: Yes
DO YOU GLOMP BISHIS: Bishi..?
DO YOU HOARD MP3S: Yes, 600 songs and rising
DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAERIES: Nope
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN IT SNOWS: Kill myself
DO YOU ENJOY POCKY: Pocky..?
WHAT KIND OF FOOD CAN YOU MAKE: I can make my own crazy concoctions
DO YOU KNOW ANY MARTIAL ARTS: Goat Style.
NAME 1 SKILL YOU WISH YOU HAD: The ability to stop time... or pyrokenesis
DO YOU LIKE TO HANG OUT OUTDOORS: Yup, I love my country house
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR: Dying and just disapearing... or finding out there is a god.
DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING: STuffed animals... dog statuetes...
WHAT IS THE MOST UNIQUE GIFT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED: Dunno, it'd have to be something Paul gave me...
DO YOU EVER COSPLAY: Cosplay?
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SEW: Yes, I had to sew my roger rabbit doll alot because I liked throwing him into my rose bushes.
NAME A RANDOM TALENT YOU HAVE: I can do a spider walk... Oooooh
NAME YOUR GREATEST FLAW: I have this habbit, where I can find what annoys a person the most... and I keep doing it.
NAME YOUR STRONGEST HOPE: I don't know...
WHAT DO PEOPLE ADMIRE ABOUT YOU: Nothing, people hate me
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN: I beleive in myself, yes why?
WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED: Something Britts made me...
WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE LAST: 2 fast 2 furious.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: everything! Thats one thing.
DO YOU ENJOY DANCING: Nooo...
WHAT ARE THE PHRASES YOU SAY ALL THE TIME: I eat random things when bored. It was soo fucking incredible/amazing/crazy
DO YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER: Nooo I hate it...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME FOR AN ANIME / MOVIE CHARACTER: Hitomi is nice, so is Chiemi and Mayumi...
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MO-GA IS: Mogu's sister.
WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR POWER: I can't tell you... for you already know to many of my... secrets...
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE MATRIX IS REAL: Nope
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSEPAD: Taz trashing a computer... why do I have a mouspad when my mouse is optical..?
IS THERE ANYTHING INTERESTING ON YOUR COMPUTER DESK: More thans legal.
IF YOU STARRED IN A MOVIE, WHAT KIND WOULD IT BE: something coool with lots fighting and guns and swords.
DO YOU LIKE ROLLERCOASTERS: Yeah baby!
HOW DO YOU RELIEVE STRESS: Vent, take it out on innocent people, play insane death games like Crimsonland
WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY SLEEP WELL: I sleep best at 5 am
DO YOU TAN EASILY: Yup!
WHAT WAS THE BEST HALLOWE'EN COSTUME YOU'VE EVER WORN: Going as a ninja turtle!
DO YOU GO TO RENIASSANCE FAIRES: Never! Not even if the sake of the human race depended on me going there! Not if there was free alcohol, naked women and money. Not even if Brittany asked me too!
DO YOU DRESS UP: Not really...
WHAT WAS THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU'VE EVER WASTED ON SOMETHING: Nearing the thousands on a shopping spree...
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU IMPULSE BOUGHT: I don't.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING A RANDOM STRANGER SAID TO YOU: Don't remember, but it had something to do with swearing and threatening...
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK: Nope...
DO YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS: Yup
DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY CUSTOMS / TRADITIONS: Not really..?
WHAT KIND OF POSTERS DO YOU HAVE: Nope
HOW MUCH LONGER CAN YOU PUT UP WITH THIS: Not much longer... *Faints*

EITHER / OR ...

COKE / PEPSI: Coke
CD PLAYER / MP3 PLAYER: CD
BORDERS / BARNES & NOBLES: Boooks..?
MCDONALDS / WENDY'S: Mc Donalds
COFFEE / TEA: Tea.
MEIJER'S / KROGER'S: This survey is so american...
CHOCOLATE / VANILLA: CHOCOLATE!!!
AIM / MSNIM: Msn all the way... AIM is just too... american...
ANIME / MANGA: Watching hentai... or reading hentai... hmm...
GOLD / SILVER: silver
FAST / SLOW: I like fast!!!
SPARKLERS / BOTTLEROCKETS: Bottle rockets!
CAT / DOG: Dogs
DAY / NIGHT: Night is cooler...
COLORED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS / ICICLE LIGHTS: Icicle
PC / LAPTOP: PC
ADIDAS / NIKE: Adidas
FAERIES / ANGELS: Arch Angels
BRUCE LEE / JACKY CHAN: Bruce Lee
J.LO / RICKY MARTIN: J.lo Ricky is such a sell out.
ICECREAM / FROZEN YOGURT: Ice cream!
SUNSET / SUNRISE: Sunrise
ROCK / RAP: Both
TAN / PALE: tan
WHOLE MILK / SKIM MILK: Homo milk 3.25%
BLONDE / BRUNETTE: Blonde... *drool*
SUN / MOON: sun
MITTENS / GLOVES: gloves

AND, FINALLY, SOME HAVE YOU EVER'S. SO... HAVE YOU EVER...

POLE DANCED: Yeah hehehe
BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A PROSTITUTE: No..
BEEN MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY: Yes
BEEN TO ANOTHER COUNTRY: Yes
GOTTEN SMASHED: Yes
GONE FOR A WALK IN THE RAIN: Many
BROKEN A BONE: Cracked
RIDDEN ON A FIRETRUCK: No
WEILDED A LIGHT SABER: No
BEEN ON TV / RADIO: Tv thrice
BROKEN A LAW: Heheh....
BEEN FIRED FROM A JOB: yes
GONE OUTSIDE TO WATCH LIGHTNING: yup
COOKED A FANCY DINNER FOR SOMEONE ELSE: Not really fancy
NEARLY DIED: yes
CONSIDERED SUICIDE: Several time
COSPLAYED: Cosplayed...?
PLAYED DDR: Yes
WRITTEN A LOVE POEM: Yes
HAD A PENPAL: Yup
STOLEN A KISS: Hersey one yes.
BEEN HIT ON BY A STRANGER: Nope
JAYWALKED: Yeah
RIDDEN ON AN AIRPLANE: Yup
SUCCESSFULLY FAKED AN ACCENT: Yup mexican
WON A LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY: Not large...
ROASTED PUMPKIN SEEDS: Never
FACILITATED CYBERSEX: There's another kind for losers like me!?
HAD A SCREEN NAME INVOLVING THE WORDS "CUTE", "SWEET", "SEXY", OR "HOT": I have dignity... wait no I don't.
HAD A SCREEN NAME YOU ARE EMBARASSED ABOUT: Yup
TAKEN ONLINE QUIZZES OR SURVEYS AT SCHOOL: Nope, I have a rep to maintain
TAKEN DANCE LESSONS: No
HAD YOUR WISDOM TEETH REMOVED: Gonna soon
BOWLED A HIGH SCORE: Not really
SEDUCED SOMEONE: I've tried... and failed miserably
DONE KARAOKE OR TALENT SHOWS: Nope
MADE A HOME MOVIE: Hehe yes
OBTAINED ILLEGALY BURNED SOFTWARE: I own more burnt that I own anything else inculding hair.
RECEIVED A HAND-MADE GIFT FROM SOMEONE: Yup
CARVED YOUR OWN JACK-O-LANTERN: Yes
HAD A DREAM THAT CAME TRUE: Yup
BEEN MADE FUN OF FOR SOMETHING BEYOND YOUR CONTROL: yup
USED TAROT CARDS OR RUNE STONES: Nope
HAD A CHAI OR A STEAMER: Wtf?
BEEN TO A FORTUNE TELLER: No... my mom knows a real chepa one thats deadly affective
MADE SNOW-WOMEN OR SNOW-ANIMALS: Yes
SHAPED THINGS FROM CANDLE WAX: Nope... beside my finger prints
CONSIDERED BEING A STORM-CHASER: No I have better ways to kill myself
MISTAKEN SOMEONE FOR SOMEONE ELSE OVER THE INTERNET: Yeah...
MET SOMEONE FROM THE INTERNET: Yup
PARTICIPATED IN A DEBATE OR MOCK TRIAL: Wtf?
EXPERIENCED ETERNAL SHAME: Yup
SECRETLY WISHED AN ANIME CHARACTER WAS REAL: OH YES! SO MANY TIMES!!! All anime girls are hot... unless they absolutely must be ugly... even older mothers and nerds are hot... fuck even some of the guys are hot
DRESSED UP AS SOMEONE FROM LORD OF THE RINGS OR HARRY POTTER: No, never.
ENJOYED MALT BEER BY A ROARING FIRE: Yuck malt beer...
WELL, THAT'S IT. THE ONLY THING LEFT TO ANSWER NOW IS...
WHAT TIME IS IT NOW: 4:09pm

Fuck that...

Thu, 05 Jun 2003 01:23:15 GMT

Which Agent Smith are you?

By Madeline Elster
I'm not arrogant...

Tue, 03 Jun 2003 01:22:04 GMT

YOU LIVE IN A WALMART BAG!!!

what's YOUR deepest secret?
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HOW DID THEY KNOW?!

Yo yo, what it is Dawg. You are the typical
GANGSTA' from the hood. Word. Put down that
piece and take off the bandana unless you want
to be shot in a gang war. People fear and
respect you in school, but they'll laugh at you
once they graduate and you're in jail.

What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?
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Aren't you proud Lu?

You are Cypher, from "The Matrix."
Selfish, disllusioned, you are misguided at
times. You deviate from the "right"
path.

What Matrix Persona Are You?
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Cypher was always the coolest. Probably only cool person in the movie.

Grrr...

Thu, 29 May 2003 23:12:07 GMT

Here's a big "Fuck you" to you damn hypocrites! You two(notice no names mention here) act like you care about me, you act like you care for Brittany and I, you act like you care that we're happy. But when it comes down to it, you're not. I don't know if it's jealousy or maybe you're just miserable. But seriously, what the fucks your problem getting mad at me because I talk about the girl I love. We're happily in love with each other, so God forbid we'd talk about each other now and then! I mean I was pacing myself, not doing it much, and I thought I was doing well. But for some reason it's okay for both of you two to bring her up, when I was scolded for doing so. But one of you realized your mistake an apologized, the other bitched and tried to justify her wrong.

Some quizzes

Thu, 29 May 2003 02:52:30 GMT

You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?
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Yeah right...

You are Gambit!

You are a fierce fighter and a good friend to have.
Your preference for solitude and your
attractiveness make you very intriguing to
those you meet. Unfortunately, close
relationships are few and far between for you
because you often have trouble opening up to
others.

Which X-Men character are you most like?
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I lub gambit.

You're the sad smile,the one that regrets nearly
everything and is constantly wondering about
what could have been.You're not happy with your
situation and usually blame yourself because of
the bad things that have happened.Cheer up.

What Kind of Smile are You?
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This is sadly true.

You are Pyrokinetic!

What's Your Magic Power?
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Fire is ALWAYS fun.

I am an overly sleepy kitt-
**zZzZzZzZZZzZzzZzZzzZzZZzzZZZZzZZZZ...**

Which cute or possibly strange kitten are you?
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I don't oversleep... do I?

Quizzzez!

Thu, 08 May 2003 23:49:49 GMT

Are you sure you are a geek? You sound
suspiciously well adjusted.

how seriously geeky are you?
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Was there ever a doubt?

You are a LONE WOLF BADASS!

You work alone. You live alone. You die alone.
Everything that is not the objective or the
obstacle is a distraction and you seek to
eliminate everything that interferes with your
efficiency. Extremely badass, but others
probably find you creepy.

What Type of Badass Are You?
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I was wearing all black when I did this =O! And shorts!

What
kind of clothes should I be wearing? by Evelyn

Me a surfer? HA! Never.

CRAZY EYES

What kind of anime eyes do you have? (picture results)
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Sometimes when I get tired, one eye closes and the other doesn't.

FLAT

(results contain pictures) What kind of ANIME BOOBS do you have?
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I'd hope I was flat!

You are not a writer. Maybe you should take up some
other field--like photography or painting or
such? Cuz it seems you really weren't meant for
the literary world.....
...Oh well. C'est la vie, right? We all have our
weak points. Maybe writing's yours, eh?

What's YOUR Writing Style?
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No shit huh?

Will Chris Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

24% chance Bush would kill you.

0% chance Clinton would kill you.

0% chance he would sexually harass you.

76% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat

If the man can survive a pretzel attack, what can I do?

United States Of America -
The most well-renouned country in modern day times.
The militaristic superpower, the United States
of America are also known as the bossiest
nation.

Positives:

Known Worldwide.

A Beacon to Others.

Powerful.

Fast Food.

Negatives:

Bossy.

Despised by Most Others.

Elitest.

Which Country of the World are You?
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I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to disgrace you guys... I just liked war...

Teehee Mike's Blonde

Tue, 29 Apr 2003 22:36:22 GMT

Mike: plannin on goin to college
Me: So stay in a dorm?
Mike: yea
Mike: definitly
Mike: cuz im either going downstate or to ohio
Me: And my doors are always open :-D
Me: Canada rocks.
Mike: or somewhere in canada
Me: Woot!
Mike: but is there a catch? do i have to be a canadian citizen and pay shit loads of taxes?
Me: To do college?
Mike: yea
Me: I think just a visa
Mike: i think my mom has discover, will that work?
Me: No clue
Mike: bleh
Mike: visa and discover are both credit cards
Me: Ugh
Mike: blonde moment?
Me: Highly
Mike: lol
Me: Student Visa!
Me: Like to learn out of a country?

Teehee negro dancing!

Mon, 28 Apr 2003 03:48:09 GMT

Negro dancing you ask? Watch Da Rockwilder, funniest music video ever. But I love the song. Easter was pretty fun, I had an invincible egg, pwned all! I am teh 1337 366X0|2! (elite egger). I beat pretty much the entire family. I didn't get much fireworks, so that was bumish, only roman candles and cherry bombs, no big shit like last year. Lamb was reallllly good this year, John (moms boyfriend) is an excelent chef, I love his cooking. I saw lots of family I don't see much. It was good to see them all. But ever realize how you only start having fun at the end of the day? Maybe it just seems that way since you don't wanna leave and it feels more fun since you gotta go? Dunno it made sense when I was thinking it over in my head, but if I figure it out, I'll be sure to post it. My mom got me a new doll, yes I like dolls, I love dolls, soft ones. I usually sleep with a few, but I'm too ruff in bed (teehee), so I usually wake up without any on my bed. I also woke up without sheets a few times... which is scary. Hehehe... this doll really is soft... Like ten times softer than any babies skin. Oh I was kicking ass in basketball today, I never really was good at it, I was short and white. Basketball wasn't for me. The fact that I was against girls and 10 year old guys, shall be left silent. Um my hair still looks good, I got it cut, so I can have any man I want. ANY MAN! BWAHAHAHA! Alright... um I think thats about it. Lets just end this with a public announcement, that I love Brittany, and I will marry her. Any problems or questions? Feel free. 'Cept... don't feel free on problems. Or die. Seriously folks, she's the greatest.

LIES!

Thu, 24 Apr 2003 03:09:13 GMT

Who would have thought movies lie!? Ripping off tape fast hurts so much more than slow!

Yesterday

Sun, 20 Apr 2003 18:15:29 GMT

Yesterday was a pretty good day, but I feel kinda bad about it! My cousin, oh so kind and generous, realized how low I've been recently, so he took me out for dinner and a movie. I forgot to say thank you to him, so I feel like an ass, so here, publicly, Thank you Luciano! He took me to see Anger Management, it was good, but never as good as olden day Adam Sandler. I felt really bad, cause he told me he was gonna pay for me, but I didn't want him to, so I took some money, put it in my pocket, then like a genius, I changed pants. Ugh, he paid alot. At mc donalds, he wanted to buy me dinner, I was kinda hungry, but I didn't feel like wasting his money any more, so I settled for a shake, filling and cheaper than a combo. Like the two best Adam Sandler movies EVER, Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. I was really in a bad mood before that... I mean I was snapping at everyone. So here come the apologies, Sorry Terri, Sorry Britts and yeah... Sorry Mike. Especially mike, who sat through 2 hours of my swearing without a complaint. I also saw my other cousin Gilda yesterday, She met us at the mc donalds. It was good to see her, She's very odd in public, thats for sure, you should have seen some dances she came up with. Quite amusing. Anyways Thats all for now, I'll be back soon whenever I get pissed at something.

Meh

Fri, 18 Apr 2003 23:20:53 GMT

Thursday was a big disapointment, seriously it fucking suck. I mean shit so many plans all stupid or ruined. Dave didn't ruined our plans on Thursday, so now he's a big homo. My friend got back from florida, but barely got to speak to her, so that was a big turn down, what a disapointment. I had a Cs match. I lost, but I couldn't play my best. It was so good, it was being shoutcasted. Plus spectated. Then end score was 15-14 we had to go into overtime. I got like 75% of the wins. Especially when we were using pistols, everyone says it, my shot with pistols is really deadly. I can easily take on 2 people at the same time pistols only. I'm feeling good about this loss, because I played my best, and my partner was proud. Sure the tiebreaker in overtime I was the last guy alive, full health against another guy full health. A perfect 1v1, and I died. My partner couldn't care less. We tried our best. IT was also his fault, if he ran instead of fought we would have won. It's alot of what ifs, but we don't care. I was having fun, alot of the time, I would just sit there, dancing, singing, and humping walls. But thats okay. We'll scrim against them more. Today also sucked, but I'm trying to stay positive, being as I got a chance to speak to my friend, not as much as I want, but thats okay. We had a nice phone call but meh. I don't think she reads my journal but... meh, mentioning her was fun, she always brightens my day.

Some events

Tue, 15 Apr 2003 20:26:19 GMT

Okay... well um, I won my first cs match! Woohoo! It was a forfeit though -.-;; <---took me 3 tries. Oh! I actually did some english homework for michelle, I plageorized myself a project! God bless video games, with one video game manual, I did an entire project that was, I quote michelle "One of the best, you really knew your stuff Chris", the fact that I bsed half the stuff I told her. I wasn't on the net during the weekend, I wonder if anyone missed me? A good friend of mine went on vacation to florida, so I really miss her, but I'm gonna tolerate it, since she's coming back thursday! Yay! But I got so many plans, so I don't know if I'll get to see her. Today someone attempted to clean my desk... I think... it just seems a little more (or less) in order. I had it messy in a clean way. Like even though there was a mountain 7 ft pile high of garbage on the desk, I knew pretty much where everything was. Lets see waht I did this weekend... (Weehee! I just found a peice of a milk bag in my pocket! *Spits out the quarter he was chewing and chews on the bag instead*) Ummmm well it was pretty slow, all my plans got pushed back to sunday, and everything was so last minute, that we didn't do half the shit we wanted to do. But I did get to chill with Weasel and Chester. I never knew how cool chester was! Man he has all the old games I used to play! Like the classic ninja turtles, Zombies ate my neighbours, Super Punch out, all the sickest games. Yeah so we sat arround and chester told us about his exciting day at work, cutting pipes and shit. Poor guy, see what happens when you don't have a work viza? (Spelling please?) Hmm what else, Rob owes me some money about 10$ so he's gonna give me 4 NEW games! He rocks. Also according to Rob, stairs and I don't get along well. It's kinda true, he wouldn't be the first to complain. I make alot of noise going down stairs, I can't help it really. Monday night we had a pretty bad thunderstorm, like the lights started flickering at points. But not as bad as when thunder struck right outside my window, I was traumatized, I mean if I was peeing out my window, I would have gotten electricuted, my cock would have worked as a conductor. Me and my brother went to walk the dog in white manly tshirts and showed mother nature we didn't fear her petty thunderstorm, she struck back with hail. Yup hail, as I was blasphemizing against god, mother nature and whoever makes rain, hail came down. And you know what? I then told them I didn't fear hail either, and I knew that it was punishing me for disobeying and not fearing it, it stopped, freaky no? Today was a fairly odd day. I mean, I woke up ON TIME! Usually I wake up 25 minutes late, but on time?! Shit I'm amazing! Plus, I combed my hair in like 3 seconds! thats half the time I usually take! Fucking incredible. You know what else? I got to the metro (subway for americans) early! Before any of my friends, Usually I'm last to come, like Monday I was supposed to meet friends at 12:45 at the metro, I got there at 1:10! Using my godlike greek powers, I got to verdun (for those who don't know, thats about a 30-35 minute ride) at exactly 1:36! I'm amazing! I also use my powers to dodge snowballs and stop traffic. Fucking amazing. Hmmm then on the way to school kyle didn't wanna dirty his new shoes, so he wore plastic bags on his shoes and sung the "I got provigo bags on my shoes" song. He can make a song on anything, for english, he once made a song on paragraphs! Crazy huh? School was pretty boring, WARNING FREAKY INCIDENT #2 coming up! So freaky, It may just traumatize you, so please DO NOT read ahead unless you want to be traumatized. Not only did I hand in my homework, but I did mine for today. I know! Crazy! I wonder how many people aren't traumatized... probably not many. Um another thing, is today annual pms day? All girls at school are so pissy, fuck man we weren't even talking and these fucking three girl with dripping cunts, decide to take it out on us! I mean shit, is it our fault we are laughing and having a good time. And you know whats another thing? When someone tells EVERYONE a problem and doesn't expect peoplt o not care. Like some girl goes arround telling everyone she tryed to commit suicide, and goes arround talking about it all the time, and hangs out windows saying stuff like "Try not to stop me!" then she gets mad when no one pays attention and makes fun about her suicide attempts. In fact, I know I myself have even said "Why don't you just jump already and stop fucking pissing us off". She just came back inside. Science class was so amazing! No sam! I mean shit, the class just sits in perfect harmony, I mean shit, you even see a rainbow arround our class, little fluffity puffity clouds above, and little bambi creatures. Incredible. I sat with Jamie, Natasha and Lindsay (guys are boring, I always liked chilling with girls more) because we just sit arround, do our work in like 1 second then have fun! it's amazing. And Lino, loves our class, he wishes he had more like it. We are self motivated, he gives us work, we do it. At lunch I did a killer burp, it shut everyone up in the room and Carmine (tied for coolest teacher with lino) told me that I was disgusting, I was so proud. If I can make a true Italian say I'm disgusting, I'm proud, He's so italian he says pronounces sandwhich "sangwhich" and the letter H "Heych" and he calls me son! After school I went to rob's house then did the guy thing and all was good. Anyways I'm bored and I gotta pee.
LATER!

Happy Birthday Paul!

Thu, 10 Apr 2003 22:37:18 GMT

EVERYONE POST A BIRTHDAY GREETING TO PAUL! OR I'LL KILL YOUR PETS...

Wed, 09 Apr 2003 22:09:55 GMT

i did good on my test woopededdoodahshit do i really care? im just gonna fail the next one. school sucked sam was a bitch as awlays reacists ares as a bitch. dont feel like typing good so fuck off. uhhh well i went to phils house after scool and we played some americas army yeah it was good then they played cs and i watched i dont feel like playing it... ooh ooooh oh yeah! we also picked on some dumb american he said he was from tennessessesdsesseses or howver you you fucking spell it so we laugh he had such a texan voice it was soo funny and we kept calling him a redneck and that he rode arround on a horse it was really funny you had to be there

How will you DIE?
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You will die	of a horrible disease
At age	67

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